Petty Christmas and Happy New Year!


This decorative pillow for the friend savage enough to have it on display and host people at the same damn time.

This decorative pillow for the friend savage enough to have it on display and host people at the same damn time.

Available in 10 colors. Get it from Chsing Glittr Boutique on Etsy for $29.99.

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This real AF pin for the player who will delete and block these men in a SECOND.

This real AF pin for the player who will delete and block these men in a SECOND.

Get it from Heroes for Hire on Etsy for $10.

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This one-of-a-kind choker for the loved one who ALWAYS has the tea… and spills it with no coercing.

This one-of-a-kind choker for the loved one who ALWAYS has the tea... and spills it with no coercing.

Get it from Beads Byaree for $75.

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And these all too real stickers for the friend who is always ready to listen.

And these all too real stickers for the friend who is always ready to listen.

Get them from Pear Tea Stickers on Etsy for $3.

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This colorful mug for that special someone who lives a petty lifestyle.

This colorful mug for that special someone who lives a petty lifestyle.

Get it from Hello Lemon Zesty on Etsy for $16.

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This dainty ring set for the homie who’s direct but still classy.

This dainty ring set for the homie who's direct but still classy.

Get it from From Brooklyn With Love on Etsy for $18.99.

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This T-shirt for the friend who’s literally always over it.

This T-shirt for the friend who's literally always over it.

And by “it,” we mean everything.

Get it from Malaika Apparel for $27.

Get the FedUp Dad Cap for $27.

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This hat for your friend who really wants a certain person to know he did NOT get their vote.

This hat for your friend who really wants a certain person to know he did NOT get their vote.

Get it from HBCU Grad for $17.99.

Get the bottom hat for $19.99.

My Brown Is Beautiful and Obama from Coloring Pins; sold out 🙁

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This handy-dandy notebook for the grammar snob in your life.

This handy-dandy notebook for the grammar snob in your life.

Get it from Chippymunk Books on Etsy for $7.

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Or this notebook for the loved one who takes keeping tabs to another level.

Or this notebook for the loved one who takes keeping tabs to another level.

Get it from Chippymunk Books on Etsy $7.

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This Zamn Zaddy choker for your friend who makes it their MISSION to catcall men every time y’all go out.

This Zamn Zaddy choker for your friend who makes it their MISSION to catcall men every time y'all go out.

Is this friend embarrassing? Absolutely. Is this friend the life of the party? Absolutely.

Get it from Beads Byaree for $45.

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This mug for your friend who’s not into human interaction like that.

This mug for your friend who's not into human interaction like that.

Get it from Adorned By Chi for $18.95.

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This cutesy tee for your person who’s hard to please.

This cutesy tee for your person who's hard to please.

Available in five colors. Get it from Adorned By Chi for $28.

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This clutch for your boo who reminds you of one of our greatest petty foremothers.

This clutch for your boo who reminds you of one of our greatest petty foremothers.

Get it from Kasmir VIII for $45.

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This warm greeting card for your cousin who thinks not eating this delicacy makes them better than the rest of the fam.

This warm greeting card for your cousin who thinks not eating this delicacy makes them better than the rest of the fam.

Get it from By Ms James for $5.

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This ’90s-inspired keychain for the Martin fan who loves asking petty questions y’all already know the answer to.

This '90s-inspired keychain for the Martin fan who loves asking petty questions y'all already know the answer to.

Get it from Coloring Pins for $11.

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This T for the friend who’d wear it around y’all’s other friend dating someone that neither of you like.

This T for the friend who'd wear it around y'all's other friend dating someone that neither of you like.

Get it from Man Eater By Lina on Etsy for $25. Also available in black.

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And this one for that friend who’s petty, but also kinda sweet and delicate.

And this one for that friend who's petty, but also kinda sweet and delicate.

Get it from Man Eater By Lina on Etsy for $25.

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This intricate choker for your friend who’s always saying, “Have several seats, pls.”

This intricate choker for your friend who's always saying, "Have several seats, pls."

We all have one.

Get it from Beads Byaree for $98.

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This to-the-point necklace for your friend who has resting bitch face and often says these two words.

This to-the-point necklace for your friend who has resting bitch face and often says these two words.

Get it from Angry Jewelry on Etsy for $11.

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This homage to a legend for your friend who’s HILARIOUSLY petty!

This homage to a legend for your friend who's HILARIOUSLY petty!

Get it from Tees In The Trap for $30.

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Petty Christmas, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah and whatever else you celebrate to love the people in your life!

Petty Christmas, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah and whatever else you celebrate to love the people in your life!

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