And a word on penis length and girth, too.
Penises! They’re so great, but they’re all so different.
Which is why we spoke to Dr. David Shusterman, a urologic surgeon at New York Urology to get the lowdown on exactly how different penises can be.
First things first, says Dr. Penis — I mean Shusterman. Penises are going to look different whether they’re erect or not. You probably knew that.
Which is why you should never judge a book (a penis) by its cover (the way it looks when it's flaccid). You probably knew that, too.
And just to be clear ANYBODY can have a penis.
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There are four distinct types of penises, according to Dr. Shusterman. We’re not talking about length, or even girth here, but shape.
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