And a word on penis length and girth, too.

Penises! They’re so great, but they’re all so different.

Penises! They're so great, but they're all so different.

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Which is why we spoke to Dr. David Shusterman, a urologic surgeon at New York Urology to get the lowdown on exactly how different penises can be.

Which is why we spoke to Dr. David Shusterman, a urologic surgeon at New York Urology to get the lowdown on exactly how different penises can be.

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First things first, says Dr. Penis — I mean Shusterman. Penises are going to look different whether they’re erect or not. You probably knew that.

First things first, says Dr. Penis — I mean Shusterman. Penises are going to look different whether they're erect or not. You probably knew that.

Which is why you should never judge a book (a penis) by its cover (the way it looks when it's flaccid). You probably knew that, too.

And just to be clear ANYBODY can have a penis.

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There are four distinct types of penises, according to Dr. Shusterman. We’re not talking about length, or even girth here, but shape.

There are four distinct types of penises, according to Dr. Shusterman. We're not talking about length, or even girth here, but shape.

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