Three words: Playing with pubes.
Not. Washing. Your. Damn. Hair.
You'll rearrange workouts to make sure that you don't have to wash your hair on a day you wouldn't typically need to. And if you do happen to workout, that's what dry shampoo is for.
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And then just hiding your greasy hair under a hat.
And knowing that if someone went to playfully pull your hat off of your head that it would be THE END OF THEM.
Scratching your hair after not washing it for a few days and getting a mixture of dry shampoo gunk and oil stuck underneath your nails.
If you then smell your fingers, you're WAY hardcore.
Pulling long strands of hair out of your butt on the reg.
They might get caught in your vagina sometimes, too.
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