It’s only been a week and ‘Merka already has whiplash trying to determine whether everything coming out of the White House is true. You can now relax and watch the Fox “News” Channel because Emperor Trump has declared it to be Official State Tee Vee.
Congratulations to @FoxNews for being number one in inauguration ratings. They were many times higher than FAKE NEWS @CNN – public is smart!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 25, 2017
Those poor deluded Fox viewers:
Trump says he doesn’t need facts as long as
‘very smart’ Fox News viewers agree with him
Trump Praises Fox News, Claims
“Much” Of The Media “Is Fake News”
Bill O’Reilly Claims Women’s March Fueled
by Some Unidentified ‘Totalitarian Regime’
Crystal Wright Attacks Women’s
March Participants: “Whiny”
Privileged White Women
Bill O’Reilly Insists Women’s March
On Washington Was Some Kind
Of Sinister George Soros Plot
Fox’s Alveda King Insists Women’s
March On Washington Got It Wrong
Because Trump ‘Loves Women’
The enemy of my friend is my enemy, or sumptin’.
TUCKER? I DON’T EVEN KNOW ‘ER: With so much going on, there’s barely any room to deconstruct the last Carlson standing. In point form:
LUNTZ OUT LOUD: Am I a bad person because I found this funny? At 2:24 in this video, when Fox Pollster Ed Luntz (who now seems to wear a toupee on both ends of his face) almost cried, I almost lost it:
When Luntz tweeted about this he claimed it was “red paint.” On air he says “red confetti glitter.” Alternative facts.
CREDIT WHERE CREDIT’S DUE:
Chris Wallace Hammers Reince Priebus Over
Trump’s Lies About Inauguration Crowd Size
Mike Huckabee On Fox: ‘No
Evidence Whatsoever’ Of Voter Fraud
PUNDIT PASSAGES; COMINGS AND GOINGS:
Fox News Channel Signs Former
State Department Deputy Rep
Marie Harf As Contributor
George Will on leaving Fox News: ‘It’s their toy’
‘The Black Girl’ Stacey Dash Gets Canned By Fox News
7 outrageous statements from Stacey
Dash, newly fired Fox News pundit
Headly Westerfield is host of Facebook’s Fox Follies and Fallacies and Head Writer at the Not Now Silly Newsroom, now awaiting White House press credentials.