Me yesterday: What is luge? Me today: I need luge to breathe.

Particularly, the, you know, outfits.

Like that of Kristers Aparjods of Latvia. Boom!

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You are NOT here by accident. You made a choice. Own your choices.

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These moose knuckles, aka male bullllllges, flying effortlessly down the Olympic luge track, are a thing to behold.

That's Latvia's Kristers Aparjods.

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Don’t act like you’re too good for this.

This is Austria's David Gleirscher btw.

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Bc you’re not.

Australia's Alex Ferlazzo swervin' and drivin'.

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I mean, seriously. You did this.

Georgia's Giorgi Sogoiani.

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YOU are complicit in this knucklery.

Kazakhstan's Nikita Kopyrenko,

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It’s fine.

That's Andrei Turea from Romania.

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These knuckles are fast as fuck and comin’ straight for you.

Say hello to Taiwan's Lien Te-An.

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So buckle up!

With Russia's Roman Repilov.

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And enjoy.

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