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Me yesterday: What is luge? Me today: I need luge to breathe.
Particularly, the, you know, outfits.
Like that of Kristers Aparjods of Latvia. Boom!
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You are NOT here by accident. You made a choice. Own your choices.
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These moose knuckles, aka male bullllllges, flying effortlessly down the Olympic luge track, are a thing to behold.
That's Latvia's Kristers Aparjods.
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Don’t act like you’re too good for this.
This is Austria's David Gleirscher btw.
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Bc you’re not.
Australia's Alex Ferlazzo swervin' and drivin'.
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I mean, seriously. You did this.
Georgia's Giorgi Sogoiani.
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YOU are complicit in this knucklery.
Kazakhstan's Nikita Kopyrenko,
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It’s fine.
That's Andrei Turea from Romania.
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These knuckles are fast as fuck and comin’ straight for you.
Say hello to Taiwan's Lien Te-An.
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So buckle up!
With Russia's Roman Repilov.
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And enjoy.
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