Maybe the old Taylor CAN come to the phone.


OK guys, story time:

OK guys, story time:

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One stormy spring day in 2007, I was at an Apple Store in Soho, waiting for my iPod to get fixed or something.

One stormy spring day in 2007, I was at an Apple Store in Soho, waiting for my iPod to get fixed or something.

Remember iPods?

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This Apple store had a little upstairs theater area and while I waited for my Genius technician to fix my iPod (v. important at the time), I wandered over to listen to this singer.

This Apple store had a little upstairs theater area and while I waited for my Genius technician to fix my iPod (v. important at the time), I wandered over to listen to this singer.

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She was singing solo with just an acoustic guitar to about three people.

She was singing solo with just an acoustic guitar to about three people.

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And that singer was, my friends, Kellie Pickler.

And that singer was, my friends, Kellie Pickler.

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JUST KIDDING! It was Taylor Swift. But I do wonder if they’re still friends now, you know?

JUST KIDDING! It was Taylor Swift. But I do wonder if they're still friends now, you know?

FYI, the man behind them is Muzik Mafia member Two Foot Fred. MMKAY.

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Anyway, TayTay did a lot of soulful, twangy, acoustic guitar playing back in ’07.

Anyway, TayTay did a lot of soulful, twangy, acoustic guitar playing back in '07.

Calculating that man's hair straightening routine rn.

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She also did a lot of boot wearin’.

She also did a lot of boot wearin'.

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And hair curlin’.

And hair curlin'.

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She wore a lot of fancy satin, sparkle dresses.

She wore a lot of fancy satin, sparkle dresses.

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Like, sequins were her JAMMMM.

Like, sequins were her JAMMMM.

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Back in ’07, she was still perfecting her surprised face.

Back in '07, she was still perfecting her surprised face.

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You know, with Dave Grohl.

You know, with Dave Grohl.

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So much surprised face!

So much surprised face!

Also, hi Akon and Mike Shinoda.

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Look at her posing with a giant Grammy.

Look at her posing with a giant Grammy.

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And presenting a Grammy with rapper Fabolous.

And presenting a Grammy with rapper Fabolous.

'Memba Fabolous?

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And doing the fish pout-peace sign combo.

And doing the fish pout-peace sign combo.

Ah, that was a time.

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And toting around a sparkly guitar.

And toting around a sparkly guitar.

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All in all, ’07 Old Taylor Swift was pretttttty, pretttttty cool, no?

All in all, '07 Old Taylor Swift was pretttttty, pretttttty cool, no?

MISS YA!

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