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His name is Ben and he is a good boy as duly recognized under treaty and international law.

If you’ve been paying close attention to world news lately, you probably feel kind of like this.

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“Finally, someone with some intelligence at the podium,” one reporter joked, prompting Kerry to sic his ferocious beast on the unlucky soul.

C-SPAN

Kerry then had a ruff time negotiating with Ben to settle down and behave but, being a non-state actor, the ambarkssador doesn’t play by the normal rules of diplomacy.

KERRY: C'mere, buddy, sit, sit. C'mon.

He's itchy, I don't know what it is. Ben. Ben. Down. Please. Please. Please. Come on. Down. I know you can do it.

He'll be good. I promise you. He's good. He's actually getting disciplined.

C-SPAN

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