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*STARES INTO THE GAPING CLOWN MAW AND DIES A LITTLE INSIDE*

Oh hey, THIS ISN’T SCARY AT ALL.

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I’m sure you didn’t jump out of your skin at this dunce/clown/maniac figure.

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No, you’re totally calm looking at this old timey child wearing an old timey witch costume.

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YOU LOVE THIS.

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Yeah, everything’s fine.

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This is…AUSHHDHdl;jfa;sldfj WHAT IS THIS?

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Hello darkness, my old friend.

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Isn’t this how The Strangers begins?

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I’m not screaming, you are.

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Oh, nothing but a terrifying AF pig mask.

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HOLY OMG. SHE IS ON ROLLER SKATES.

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What in tarnation.

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Hmm. SURE.

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This photo caption says “man dressed as cat” but I think we really know this is an Ancient Cat God doing his bidding for his cat people.

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Is there anything as terrifying as a grown ass woman dressed as Little Bo Peep? No.

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Well, OK, whatever this is comes a close second.

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A tiny child with a mustache? Sure.

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Look, it’s your boyfriend Clowny McClownface.

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What’s worse than one clown? A BEVY OF CLOWNS.

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*STARES INTO THE GAPING CLOWN MAW AND DIES A LITTLE INSIDE*

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